
The hardest part of the race is starting, so
the best thing to do is start running as
soon as they set up the sign the day before.
That way, you can take breaks, go have lunch,
or take a bus to the finish line and get there
minutes before all the runners do. Or walk.
The bus is always way off in the horizon
and never pulls up to the stop unless you
see it from across the street.

So the above pretty much sums up this blog.
A week from now I will bag on cheaters,
but I just told you to cheat at the next race.
And if you're a bus driver, you're really
mad at me right about now. Aha but
please don't take anything here seriously or
get mad at what I write. The truth is, I can't post
99% of what I do all day, as it's all work to be
released years from now. I even have an agreement
with publishers forbidding me from sharing.
I will do some sort of "what do you really do all day/
hour by hour" blog post soon, but even then,
I have to hide all the work. Well, most of it.
So I post about what else I did that day.
That's usually nothing. And I don't want
to show you the poopy diapers. So
that leaves the robots which cross
our door step, the few times I can
take a break, and my thoughts on
this and that. But it's all just jokes.
Please stop by and say hi at
the next Comic-con, NY or SD,
or Toy Fair or Uglycon. Then if I
make you mad, be offended for sure,
because that's the real live dealio.
Hey, my old building had no
parking for cars but did have this Flintstones
cover for 4 bikes, and they were ALL rusted.
So you can get a feel for the kind of daily life I lead.

Last year, one of my professional artist pals
warned me not to post a blog, as
it would lead to others either hating
me or getting bored with our works.
But I wanted to do it to keep everyone
up to date on what we had coming
around the corner. Kinda like a
home away from home, as I thought
home might get bombarded with
a lot of posts from various age
groups and send everything to
the wind. I have to wait on why
I had to leave the original
boards, but I'll put it in the book someday.
You'll be able to pick it up
for cheap in the paperback romance
and mystery rack at Kroger
one of these days.
Oh and everyone ages 1 to 200 RULE!
But you know what I mean in general.
It's hard to mix together.

Oh and I believe we are alien hybrids
created by the Anunnaki to
mine for gold, currently ruled by
shape shifting reptile Aliens who
are trying to spray us with
chemtrails so that we don't wake
up on December 23rd, 2012.
I figured I'd make that clear so
any other post after would
seem more mild.
I truly thank you all for checking
in and for showing so much support
for the silly things we make. We
are always looking forward to seeing
you at the various shows, and feel
quite sad about missing SDCC.
See you soon, and thanks for reading!

This photo just in from
Alan Shaffer,
the official Ugly photographer.
Look at that HUGE guy walking
around on the lower left!
What WAS that?